glamourousbetch:

I hate when boys say “let’s chill”
What the fuck is chill? I’m a grown ass woman I don’t chill. You buying me dinner? I like steak.

(via kevinmal0ne)

5060072089124:

*accidentally showers for 5 hours*

(via kevinmal0ne)



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escapeintopages:

Sometimes doing the right thing can feel so very wrong…
Quote from Interview with a Master by Jason Luke.
"I want you - and I need you, but I don’t want you to fall in love with me"  - (via queenstuarts)

bisexiel:

ravenclawsleftclaw:

bisexiel:

BISEXUALS ARE NOT CONFUSED

Bisexuals are not confused

BISEXUALS. ARE. NOT. CONFUSED.

BISEXUALS ARE NOT CONFUSED

idk im kind of confused on taxes?? 

BISEXUALS ARE ONLY SLIGHTLY CONFUSED ABOUT A FEW THINGS

LIKE TAXES AND AP CALC AND THE OCCASIONAL RIDDLE

(Source: notclintbarton, via you-little-witch-bitch)

lindsaylohansmugshot:

once McDonald’s french fries get cold there’s no going back sorry theyre practically inedible

(via you-little-witch-bitch)



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moxiearien:

cresentmoon2000:

katiaobinger:

the true american experience is wondering if you just heard firecrackers or gunshots

PLEASE TELL ME THIS IS A JOKE

bonus points: both are illegal in your state and you still cannot tell

(via imboredletsblog)



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